By Anonymous / Thursday 13 November 2014 18:01 / United States - San Francisco
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  pinkster2014  |  25

Yeah, but no one likes to take a dump in public restrooms. Even in these circumstances xD
Plus, he was "dying" to take a dump so maybe he couldn't wait any further to use the bathroom by going to a store.

  dgameseeker  |  12

51 was just an old rhyme I heard a long time ago wasn't literal...just hard to convey it through text that it wasn't meant to really use your hand. My apologies!

By  pitapizzaparty  |  18

You should have called ur wife to check first before u left somewhere that probably had a bathroom

  MisterEx  |  28

I personally thought he went into the bathroom really fast and the next thing he knows he was on the toilet doing his business 2 inches away from a chocked plumber.

By  StarDust5921  |  16

What a shitty situation!

By  Just_A_Tree  |  20

Dude... I hated it as much as, if not, more than you did. You couldn't have just used the bush?

Speeding in this case could make things much worse! Trying to get home and defile your tree, when you're pulled over for speeding... That's a whole new level of FML.


Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML

By bluerhhajfk / Monday 19 August 2013 23:29 / United States - Providence
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