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By adultbaby - 02/02/2016 00:22

Today, I was speaking to my mother about important financial duties. I was told since I have a job, of course I have to pay for everything for myself (I'm 19). Afterwards, I cursed, and well; let's just say I suddenly became a child again according to my mother:"I'm the parent you're the child". FML

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