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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 00:03 - Canada - Swift Current
Today, I was so horny in class that I decided I would jerk off in the washroom, while doing so I decided I would watch porn on my phone with my earbuds. So I did but didn't know that they were not plugged in and so a kid walked in and heard moaning and went and told a teacher. FML