By thedri11 / Thursday 31 May 2012 01:52 / United States - Oxnard
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  CareFace  |  16

35 - even poor people can act snobby.
*British accent* "Ooh, this menu is FAR from my standards. Good day sir!"
Eat bread, drink water, whinge, leave.

An no, no "profit???". This is a non profitable organisation.

  therealslim  |  15

Why the British accent? People from any country can be snobby. But I see what you mean, it does sound better that way

  Zano23  |  9

I always wanted to try their free food samples. But was always afraid of them thinking I was broke and only went to try their free food samples. Oh well.

  Marcella1016  |  26

Maybe it's just me getting profiled or this part of the country or something, but here in the DC area they never give me any bread until after I order something. Ever.

  tim240_fml  |  4

Well once i really liked this one sample and I kept going round and round the aisle until
the lady gave me weird looks an told me to buy the product. That's when I left for another sample booth :)

  ilovesuju  |  10

LOL i LOVE going to costco when my family makes a grocery trip. I just go to the food stands and try all the food, and i go back to the ones i like the best and "grab some for my parents and my brother" heehee

  trollcrusher  |  17

Well, he's broke, and $4.50 per day (assuming he has 3 meals) might be too much for him to afford. Besides, wouldn't we all rather enjoy a miniature, delectable chicken wing from a sample tray?

By  LaBooskie  |  1

Wow, thats pretty low. Sell some ass.

  immaMonsta  |  8

Actually no, LaBooskie is not my mother. I don't have some cool excuse for how the hell that got posted because I don't know myself. Anyway #5, so selling "ass" is better than what OP did? Where did you get that logic...?

  immaMonsta  |  8

#61 No I'm not high. It was a cut and paste issue that my phone messed up and before I proofread the comment I already hit the post button. Like I said, no cool excuse for it being posted. It was totally my fault for hitting the post button so quickly.

  DocBastard  |  38

ImmaMonster - You are not allowed to take responsibility for a posting mistake like that here. It's against the site rules (don't bother looking...the mods just edited that part out to troll you). You need to come up with a very lame-sounding excuse right now. My suggestion would be "My sister stole my iPod!"

Go write it now before the mods ban you, and don't ever let me catch you pulling a stunt like this again.

By  IIFenix  |  3

Shows how bad it's getting in the USA

  Brenda37  |  13

Every country has people who suffer from poverty or struggle with hunger. Not just the US. Look at other countries whose poverty levels are far worse. Sad, but it's the truth.

  MoNnEy_MiiTE  |  3

You sir, are the stupidest person I know, U.S. is one of the most powerful and stringest country IN THE WORLD. God bless everyone and god bless america, "Land of the free, Home of the brave!"

  DocBastard  |  38

Badgerbadger - You know what's funny? Making fun of fat people. Hahahaha right? Right?

No, but seriously you're an asshole. What's ACTUALLY funny is verbally assaulting fucksticks like you.

  DocBastard  |  38

Are you people stupid, insane, or completely devoid of humour? That was clearly a joke, and a decent one at that.

Please go look up "humour" (or "humor" if you're so inclined) in the dictionary. That's the big book with words and stuff in it. Alternately, you can be lazy and just fucking google it.


Today, my window fell out of the wall, landed on my head, and shattered. I waited 6 hours to get 23 stitches in the emergency room. When I got home, I found a bill. I owe my landlord $130 to replace the window. They won't fix it until I pay up. FML

By dani1104 - / Friday 29 January 2010 08:49 / United States

Today, I went to a store. I was wearing a shirt that I'd bought from the very same store, and was accused of stealing. When I tried explaining, the manager said I was lying because I'm a teenager and "all teenagers are full of shit." FML

By PapaMoti / Thursday 15 August 2013 08:04 / Canada - Toronto
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