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By TheWorst - 09/03/2016 19:13 - United States - Clearwater
Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend in my bed. I woke up at 6:30am thinking I had had a wet dream because I felt some stuff "down there". Luckily I didn't. Sadly, I shat myself while sleeping instead. I had to wake her up so I could change the sheets. She was pissed. FML