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I'm imagining you both running for the house. He reaches the door first because he used to be a world class hurdler, and he owns three pairs of track shorts and he was wearing all of them. "Sorry son," he says, locking the door behind him. "But you're 18 now and your mother and I think you should move out."

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The only reason I don't want all wasps dead is that they pollinate fig trees and I like me some figs. They're still assholes, though.

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I like this comment but that's a mental image I am likely not to be rid of for the better part of the morning. Thanks for that lol.

I'm imagining you both running for the house. He reaches the door first because he used to be a world class hurdler, and he owns three pairs of track shorts and he was wearing all of them. "Sorry son," he says, locking the door behind him. "But you're 18 now and your mother and I think you should move out."

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'Father, why has thou forsaken me?', I say to myself in my head as a solitary tear streaks down my cheek. My hands clutching the door handle in vain as the devils spawn one inch punch me over and over. I realised that I only wore one pair of track shorts that day...

I submitted almost this same exact FML last year except my mom ran over the nest. So I literally feel your pain :(

I know that fuck hornets, wasps yeah.. But how did you let that happen we're the alpha predators. After all they're just insects, it's your fault.

I got lit up by hornets after running over their nest with a mower when I was a kid. Went back in the evening when they were all home with quintuple strength insecticide in a 2 gallon sprayer and emptied that thing into the nest. Killed those hornets so dead it went back in time and killed their parents too.

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