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By  Baustigt  |  40

I'm imagining you both running for the house. He reaches the door first because he used to be a world class hurdler, and he owns three pairs of track shorts and he was wearing all of them. "Sorry son," he says, locking the door behind him. "But you're 18 now and your mother and I think you should move out."

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By  Baustigt  |  40

I'm imagining you both running for the house. He reaches the door first because he used to be a world class hurdler, and he owns three pairs of track shorts and he was wearing all of them. "Sorry son," he says, locking the door behind him. "But you're 18 now and your mother and I think you should move out."

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  Wizardo  |  32

'Father, why has thou forsaken me?', I say to myself in my head as a solitary tear streaks down my cheek. My hands clutching the door handle in vain as the devils spawn one inch punch me over and over. I realised that I only wore one pair of track shorts that day...

By  RememberSchlitz  |  9

I got lit up by hornets after running over their nest with a mower when I was a kid. Went back in the evening when they were all home with quintuple strength insecticide in a 2 gallon sprayer and emptied that thing into the nest. Killed those hornets so dead it went back in time and killed their parents too.

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