Animals: Today, I was sitting on the floor petting my cat. Something that... - FML

By sw2f2fchik612 - 04/08/2016 02:01 - United States - Snellville

Today, I was sitting on the floor petting my cat. Something that felt like a rock was jabbing into my leg so I reached down to remove it. It was an ancient, rock-hard piece of dung. FML

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Thursday 4 August 2016 23:11

This is my FML. And yay, I finally got one published! Anyway, yes it was inside on the floor and yes, it was freakin' gross haha. I had just come home after being away for several weeks for those saying I haven't been cleaning lol. I didn't see it because it blended in with the color of the rug. It actually hurt when I sat down on it. I can only assume one of the dogs snuck it from the litter box as they tend to do.

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SauceySarah 30

Thursday 4 August 2016 12:07

Clean your freaking floor dude.

toastbrot 9

Thursday 4 August 2016 11:28

were you at least outside or was there dung inside your apartment? I'm a little confused.

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TearfulTurtles 6

Friday 5 August 2016 4:42

Being from Georgia, I always love the Georgia posts...

disabledhuman 2

Saturday 6 August 2016 2:32

Grow up. You deserve it for having a pet. It's something that happens when you take care of animals.

ATPR_4 9

Tuesday 16 August 2016 5:52

Ew clean that place up man.

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