Love: Today, I was sitting on the couch and my fiancés phone lit up.... - FML

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By janderson416 - 25/03/2016 13:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting on the couch and my fiancés phone lit up. I glanced over and saw his ex girlfriends name. Apparently she found it a good time to profess her love for him, right after we announced our engagement.... Best part is she lives next door. FML

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