Kids: Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little...

By M.SHUKRI - 29/03/2015 12:54 - United States - Round Lake

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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Are you ready to ruuuuuumbbbbbble?

By Mr.Incognito-san - 19/11/2020 02:02

Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 23:02

Today, my 35 year-old sister, who has no job or life, came downstairs and told me she knows I can hear her thoughts. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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My family

By Anonymous - 07/01/2020 14:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had to listen for over 10 minutes as my brother and grandmother discussed how much they hate me. They thought I was asleep. FML

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Bride of Chucky

By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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By ktiskool - 01/08/2013 04:03 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

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By xattackattackx - 18/11/2011 09:01 - United States

Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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MrSarary 26

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:15

You've got the advantage now, listen to their plan and make your own!! In all seriousness this is pretty scary.

LOLouis_fml 24

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:16

Sounds like a killer conversation!

Comments

Sansa_fml 38

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:19

scare the shit out of them.

idekflowers 6

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:20

Kinda scary. But at least now you know their plan so you can be one step ahead.

burninsnow 23

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:26

Listen to what they say and do it to them in advance.

simply_chan3l 13

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:26

Well, It depends on the age of your siblings. 4-7 yrs, mmm kinda expected. However, 14 and older, passes the stage of sibling rivalry and instantly turns into just run...

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:30

Guess they've found common ground

RebeccaRFT 18

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:41

Siblings always bond the most when they are planning their oldest sibling's demise

wakemeupplease 21

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:42

You better run.... kids are dangerous but still can look innocent especially if they pull out the puss look :p

pabj208 23

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:42

How were they going to do it?

not_for_u 10

Monday 30 March 2015 20:36

For real thats what i want to know

Rozeyyy 25

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:43

Haha that sounds adorable....Well depending on how old they are...If any of them are older than 10 I'd be worried..

Death69 24

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:47

Just barge in and tell them. "I know your plans. That's why I have a plan set up, that if I die. No matter how or when it happens. You 2 are to blame. My plans are VERY detailed and blame you illicitly. So, go ahead...Do your best. And enjoy your jail time. Getting sodomized by Bubba and Bertha on a regular basis. OH! And by the way...Sleep with one eye open from now on. Because, chances are...I will get you, before you get ME!"