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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By ugh - 23/01/2016 20:48 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

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By jdancerchick - 16/11/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2013 05:40 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML

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By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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By karaokestar - 23/04/2009 04:42 - Canada

Today, I sang my signature tune at a karaoke bar - What A Wonderful World - and I thought I sounded my best yet. After my performance, I went outside to get some air. Then, I got assaulted in the parking lot and ended up going to the hospital. What a wonderful world indeed. FML

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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extrasnipes 22

Monday 17 February 2014 21:47

I really don't know what to say to this.

Cwizer 17

Monday 17 February 2014 21:46

Those high notes are pretty hard to do. Maybe don't so it while being in control of a car?

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EternalTime 7

Monday 17 February 2014 22:00

I don't understand why you would drive yourself to blacking out trying to hit a high note

Honema 16

Monday 17 February 2014 23:16

I don't understand how..

HopeDawn 13

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:37

Agreed. I get migraines so severe they make me blackout, but I can go to choir with a migraine and sing as high as anyone else without any problems. Long story short: I think you got distracted, but I doubt you actually passed out. Perhaps the trauma of the crash made the details a bit blurry.

krysbell 7

Monday 17 February 2014 22:01

Singing lessons...

JMichael 25

Monday 17 February 2014 22:04

The only way I can think of this being possible is that you held the note too long and ran out of breath. Either way it's a YDI on your part.

jcurry25 6

Monday 17 February 2014 22:09

Shame on you for not sticking to singing in the shower like the rest of us: )

Andoria 16

Monday 17 February 2014 22:13

Please tell me you left a note for the other car

ComoEsJuan 24

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:43

It wasn't a high one, though.

Bzu123 8

Monday 17 February 2014 22:18

lmao ahhhh *crash* ahhh oh shyt

worldclassrager 39

Monday 17 February 2014 22:39

Try lower songs...

gersfan8 15

Monday 17 February 2014 22:41

Well you sure hit something

emchege 8

Monday 17 February 2014 22:55

Was the song "Stairway to Heaven"?

olpally 32

Monday 17 February 2014 23:16

I bet you suck at singing anyways. You deserve this completely.

olpally 32

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:51

I know I suck, that's why I don't sing.

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