Health: Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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IPoopedOnU 12

Monday 12 December 2011 3:00

Awww he was bringing you soup that's so sweet :)

beezerbnt00 4

Monday 12 December 2011 3:00

That's hot

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flee_fml 0

Monday 12 December 2011 3:04

smooooooth

baseballplaya5 7

Monday 12 December 2011 3:04

That burns

DirtyvonZoe32 10

Monday 12 December 2011 3:37

It's some hot stuff ;P

baseballplaya5 7

Monday 12 December 2011 6:28

Lmao

Whoze 0

Monday 12 December 2011 12:38

I see what you did there.

Horcruxer 0

Monday 12 December 2011 3:05

Oh well this was a very exciting fml!!

graham11 14

Monday 12 December 2011 4:19

And 13 looks very excited in his profile picture! So much excitement! Can't contain myself!

SugaryTears 0

Monday 12 December 2011 7:12

If you think this is exciting you should read the other fmls on this site. Wait nevermind, you probably won't be able to handle the excitement awk.

Horcruxer 0

Monday 12 December 2011 17:35

Haha

graham11 14

Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:52

102- if only I was a guy..

blazingdaily 3

Monday 12 December 2011 3:06

Well he might have thought you looked cold and if you wore the soup it would warm you up faster?

davidkx125253 0

Monday 12 December 2011 3:06

At least he tried

xShannonxSammyx 7

Monday 12 December 2011 3:06

At least he was trying to be nice?

paperroll880 16

Monday 12 December 2011 6:20

Sweet intentions

rexgar2000 10

Monday 12 December 2011 3:07

on his own feet? clumsy idiot. well at least he was being nice to bring you soup.

seviluvsu 0

Monday 12 December 2011 4:26

You're a clumsy idiot. Asshole.

grands138 4

Monday 12 December 2011 3:11

Quit your bitching.

Nevershoutcass 0

Monday 12 December 2011 3:15

Awwhh how sweet ? he got you soup when you were sick !

niniloka 2

Monday 12 December 2011 3:17

hes a keeper

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