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By mycar / Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:40 / United States
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You don't do that the first time you take a gal home, 38? Usually it takes time for them to open up to me, but after 5 days they're begging me to go to their house. But they always run once I let them out.. I don't understand it.. Commitment issues maybe?

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Actually, they take the hard-to-get ploy a little too literally. Trust me, I have to chase them down all the time.

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She's gonna find out you lied then really think you're a creep... Shoulda told her and let her make her own assumption.. Obviously she wasn't thinking you were a creep.

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Takes time for them to open up? Well, did you try using a sharper knife? I had the same problem once, but now they open up just fine...

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well now if your friendship progresses and she finds out it is your jeep, you WILL look like a creep... jeepers creepers!

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You should've just said, "I don't know. Am I?" Don't get your feelings hurt, OP. If she was walking with you, she doesn't think you're a creep. :)

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Yea you should've just said "you tell me." Now you look like a creep by lying and not admitting it was yours.

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Doesn't think you're a creep. . .YET. Maybe OP is creepy, and just putting up a facade. Kinda like not showing your true self on a first date.

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She also might have already known that it was his jeep, and was testing him to see if he would tell the truth, or if he would be a creep and lie to her.

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Yeah like the one time I was pregnant even though I'm a guy, that was terrible when that was going around.

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Yeah like that time when I was 10 and slept with a 30 year old and got an STD and in High School when I put a spell on a blonde cheer leader I never knew about to make her bald because I was jealous of her long blonde hair. And that time in seventh grade when people said I was a lesbian because I was a virgin.....I could go on about all the "truths" people said about me in school.

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So there was some truth to the rumor that I had a girlfriend when I was in high school? I didn't even know I was a lesbian.

That's tough. Don't put much thought into it. You shouldn't care what people say about you. Live your life. Don't bother with other people's opinion. Be yourself and be happy about it.

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should've came clean with her and made her feel humiliated. then again, you could take the chance to prove the rumours are wrong.

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"Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?" ***Did Beck and Radiohead give birth to #11's newly written lyrics? :P

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