Intimacy: Today, I was sexting with my boyfriend who's away for the weekend....

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By stereotypicalme - 03/07/2016 18:02 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I was sexting with my boyfriend who's away for the weekend. I decided to send him a picture of my laying down in bed in my underwear. Instead, I ended up dropping my phone on my face and now my nose won't stop bleeding. FML

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Elgrin 15

Monday 4 July 2016 5:25

I probably shouldn't laugh at this, but it is a bit funny. Sorry you got hurt though, OP.

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Elgrin 15

Monday 4 July 2016 5:25

I probably shouldn't laugh at this, but it is a bit funny. Sorry you got hurt though, OP.

bonehead69 15

Monday 4 July 2016 7:55

that's good ! life is telling you not to send half naked pics on your phone....

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 4 July 2016 12:45

Time to upgrade your 1980's 20lb mobile phone!

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