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By emeraldarcher74 - 05/04/2016 03:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was setting up some expensive equipment in a field to monitor seismic activity. After setting it up, I noticed a naked man running at me. Before I could do anything, he knocked me to the ground and ruined my equipment. I have no idea how to explain this to my superiors. FML

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