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By atrevz - 21/02/2016 04:33 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was sad and complaining to my boyfriend about how much weight I've put on recently. I wanted a compliment, so I asked him if he'd describe me as skinny or fat. He started with "fa-" until he saw my look of sadness and said "I was just being honest!". FML.

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