Miscellaneous: Today, I was running late for an event so while in the shower,...

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By kre8iv - 15/04/2016 17:24 - Israel

Today, I was running late for an event so while in the shower, i decided to multitask and brush my hair at the same time I shaved my legs. I got so flustered that I ended up brushing my leg and shaving my head. FML.

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