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By sick and awkward / Sunday 20 May 2012 06:11 / United States - Silver Spring
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By  Keevarou  |  16

At least she accepts that you can masturbate :) So you got a understanding mother, so intimacy would not be a problem, and she cares for you. I hope she got your tissues and lube anyway though, and get well. It sucks to dry up

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By  Keevarou  |  16

At least she accepts that you can masturbate :) So you got a understanding mother, so intimacy would not be a problem, and she cares for you. I hope she got your tissues and lube anyway though, and get well. It sucks to dry up

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  Inheritance  |  10

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  ucoolgirl31  |  20

At least she knows you do it and now when your door is closed she'll know not to come in. Because trust me it's way more awkward to get walked in on that have that conversation.... ;)

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  little_one  |  20

Sometimes I knock before I go into my bedroom or announce I'm home loudly. I've walked in on my fiancé countless times. I think it's kind of cute but he gets really embarrassed. Cool mom Op as embarrassing sex talks are it clarifies issues and there's less chance of even more embarrassing moments.

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  ladyLALAA  |  28

And if you get better soon you can have a celebratory wank with the supplies your mum bought... Just try not to think of your mum during, hope I didn't ruin that for you.

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  challan  |  19

I'm sure that was a joke, but if it wasn't ok man we'd all be going to hell. At least I would! Ease up on yourself! (or squeeze tighter if that's what you prefer lol)

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  Awsumuzzie  |  12

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  SkoomaKi  |  23

^^ "For guys only"? Masturbation is for everyone, not just guys. Your mother is completely wrong, guys masturbate because its fun, the mood strikes or to deal with stress. Not so they don't do crazy things. Why should it be any different for girls. Sexist.

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  Awsumuzzie  |  12

I'm stating my mom's "fool proof" idea. I don't agree with it at all. This issue is with almost every topic there is in my family. Going out late, BOYZ ONLY, eating a lot, BOYZ ONLY, significant other before marriage, BOYZ ONLY, drinking/smoking... You get my drift. I'm sure it's only my family.

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  Mischief109  |  11

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  challan  |  19

55- feeling dirty is one thing, but orgasm also sets it apart from brushing your teeth. ;) If that wasn't the case, we wouldn't see so many toothless people walking around ;)

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  perdix  |  29

#68, try some turkey bacon, you'll get the idea. You know, they don't kick you out for one sin. Go the whole hog and try a piece. Then, give yourself an extra smack on Yom Kippur.

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  Fml_FTW228  |  10

32- She's Saudi Arabian and lives in Saudi Arabia where females are considerably less significant and respected than males. You don't have to try to "correct" her because in your country it's equal where in her's it is not. Watch what you say that can be hurtful that you have rights that she doesn't. You see how she's dressed?.., If you are a female in Saudi Arabia, no matter what ethnicity, you have to where that. You cannot show much skin and have cannot dress as we would say "normal."

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  cropper  |  0

#68 is really missing out. At my county's fair the pork producers have a sandwich called the whole hog ( ham, roast pork, bacon, and a tenderloin.) it's amazing.

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