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By LittleGina - 04/04/2016 19:22 - United States - Benson
Today, I was questioned by my 5-year-old daughter's teacher why I was allowing her around someone who's using cocaine. Confused, I figured out that my babysitter has been drinking a new energy drink on the market called "Cocaine" and my daughter has been repeating it to the whole class. FML