Health: Today, I was putting on my bra when I noticed some weird stains...

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By CBL88 - 22/07/2016 10:02

Today, I was putting on my bra when I noticed some weird stains around both nipple areas. Apparently, I lactate. And no, I'm neighter pregnant or a mother. FML

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vegantreegirl 26

Saturday 23 July 2016 6:16

That can be a sign of something serious. Please bring this up with your doctor.

unspoken96 9

Saturday 23 July 2016 8:30

agreed with the other person. it can be cancer... or a lot of other things

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vegantreegirl 26

Saturday 23 July 2016 6:16

That can be a sign of something serious. Please bring this up with your doctor.

unspoken96 9

Saturday 23 July 2016 8:30

agreed with the other person. it can be cancer... or a lot of other things

rosecolas 15

Saturday 23 July 2016 13:40

Neighter? Did you mean neither? Lol

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 27 July 2016 17:48

Wow, you were just NOT having a good week, were you OP?

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