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By still made it to school on time - 03/02/2016 16:31 - United States - King George

Today, I was pulled over for gunning my car through a yellow light, but the officer let me off with a warning because I have a clean driving record. When I told my friends later on, they decided that the only reason I didn't get a ticket is because I'm not black. FML

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