Miscellaneous: Today, I was pulled over at gun point by state troopers. I was...

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By iMusicTheoy - 01/02/2016 14:07 - United States - Saraland

Today, I was pulled over at gun point by state troopers. I was confused but complied. An hour later they said they got a 911 call about a man in a green car shooting a gun through the sun roof.... I drive a white Mitsubishi... FML

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