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  WafflebotO_O  |  4

Whoa yea, that's messed o.o When I absolutely have to go #2 in a public washroom, I make my huge nest of toilet paper on the seat, and then throw some in, you know, as a silencer. Try it :p

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  DanielleinDC  |  28

Haven't you heard of Smellovision? At any rate, it's pretty rude to comment on what someone in the nest stall is doing. Sure some nasty shit can go down in a bathroom, but the polite thing to do is ignore the noises someone else is making.

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  theannak  |  7

You can always tell em' to shut there mouths because youre a badass motherfucker who will rip their frikkin eyes out. :) nah im just kiddin :) just pull out your pocket knife, stay quiet but look em in the eye, an keep walkin. (this is if theyre waitin for ya) :P

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  A7X_LoVeee  |  10

Sometimes you just have to go. If this ever happens to me then I usually just wait for the restroom to be empty or do a sneaky drop off when someone flushes the toilet or uses those hand dryers.

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  kiwienne  |  20

I've done it twice. First time at an amusement park, where people were using the hand dryer all the time and brought lots of screaming kids inside. Second time at an airport that was deserted, because I took the last flight. ^That's how much it takes for me to be able to go, and I only did it because my tummy hurt the first time and second time I had a 6 hours trip ahead of me. I'll be screwed one day :{

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  shawnaishere  |  14

This reminds me of when my friends walked into the bathroom and heard a loud fart. We all laughed out loud and the girl heard us. We saw her when she came out and it was so awkward. Since we go to the same school I always remember that incident when I see her.

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  kiwienne  |  20

#29 - Poor girl! I bet that's high on her "most-embarassing-moments"-list! I would've kept the door locked until everything was clear, for sure. Even if I had to sit in there all day :D

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

I once went to a bathroom to use the urinal and had listen to a older teenager ( would guess around 16 to 18) sing about his poop the entire time and grunt loudly so everyone could hear

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I remember back in middle school, I took a shit, and this asshole walked in, recognized me, and started kicking the stall door. Luckily, the door didn't break down. This is why I hate using public bathrooms.

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  COOL__Coal  |  12

YDI you should eat more solids.

By  CastielJ  |  6

Rabbits? I like Turtles.

By  taera  |  8

Awkward penguin.

By  Ilovefutbol  |  8

A rabbit? Maybe a pigeon!

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But the OP never said he was in the restroom!

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  ShyAnn29  |  14

Maybe OP was looking at some electronics, when all of a sudden he had to poop, so instead of running all the way across the store to the restrooms, he just pulled down his pants, then he squat and went poop right in the isle. *I'm guessing OP is a he, I'm probably wrong though*

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