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By not sharing my username - 18/02/2016 03:46 - Australia - Melbourne
Today, I was pooping and my arse was lacerated by a half-digested broken chicken bone, not only did the pain stop me continuing my business - the bone kept digging into my anus for the rest of the day. FML