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Did he collect the blood into a golden goblet, then pouring the contents of a mysterious flask into the mixture, finally lighting it on fire while chanting a strange, unearthly tongue? Cause if he did, I think I know that guy.

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Actually, this isn't as much of an FML...well...when you get past the whole "My face was bleeding" part. You probably made the guy feel like some sort of action hero...unless he acted like a complete putz, in which case I suggest you start dating actual men.

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I betcha she got a second date because the man must have felt bad. and besides it being painful, not really a fml.

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wait did u fall out of ur chair and hit the concrete or like just moved so fast u forgot were the floor was??kinda confusing

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That's not bad? I don't know why but I keep picturing the OP looking all dizzy and staring into space and then like a scene out if some film, blood starts running down. *realizes she needs help* kthanksbye

I guess that will teach you not to lie about if you're ok or not. but really I hope you feel better, and I'm sure if he's a nice guy he will feel compasionate toward you. if he doesn't he's not even worth a second date.

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I'm sure shock was involved. then, it's not lying, it's shock keeping her from feeling the immediate effects of the accident.

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no i think the guy should appreciate that she didnt scream or start crying..it says a lot that she was bleeding and make deal out of it..i'm just saying

Did he collect the blood into a golden goblet, then pouring the contents of a mysterious flask into the mixture, finally lighting it on fire while chanting a strange, unearthly tongue? Cause if he did, I think I know that guy.

pft be a greatful your a chick  if it was a guy he'd look weird gurls are VERY judgemental. I bet he was very worried about u, us guys are pretty protective like that p.s. u got a date u cant be ugly, so you've got nothing to complain about. Others cant even get a date

I wanna know how that was possible, how fast was your face traveling at to smash into the floor to make your head bleed?

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