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By XxMuFaSaxX - 29/01/2016 21:02 - United States - Taylorsville

Today, I was on vacation with some of my pals at the beach. We where walking into the break when a decent wave came in. I jumped trying to get over the wave, and failed. I ended up running along the bank looking for my trunks with hundreds of beautiful girls watching. The water was Cold... FML

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