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If you are a regular here, you ought to know better. I thought it was standard for FMLers everywhere to take their phones with them into the bathroom.

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This is why I always try to have my phone on me. I understand that you can't ALWAYS have your phone on you, but you'd be surprised that stuff like this doesn't happen when you have your phone.

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If a girl disregards you just because you were taking care of business at the time she called, then don't bother. But if she has genuine interest in you just call her back and forget about the stupid thing your dad did.

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I have to agree with 37. It's common knowledge that it's a parent's job to embarrass the hell out of their kids, and if that's the worst that he can come up with then you're lucky.

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It sometimes seems like parents do all of this embarrassing shit on purpose. [Edit]: No pun intended.

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I have to agree with 37 as well. Everybody poops, and almost everyones parents can seem odd. I have stories for another time, but if shes really into you, she will just ignore what she heard and will move past it like a mature person would. If not, well then shes probably not right for you...

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2- Bad idea. This is what would happen if OP did that: 1. OP gets revenge 2. Dad gets fired 3. Dad can't find job 4. Dad decides that his only option is to start his own emu farm 5. Emus have a mutiny so emu farm fails 6. OP is forced to take care of family 7. OP joins the circus 8. OP is attacked by an angry bear riding a tricycle 9. OP dies. This is serious shit here.

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OP...you were dropping one without your cellphone? But what other time would you be on FML?

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I think that's too much only because pops risks losing his job. Then the shit will hit the fan. Both the girl and the boss should understand shit happens and defecating is part of life but people love to act like they're the shit nowadays. Maybe op should do it just so pops knows how it feels when things go to shit like that?

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While it was true it is extremely crass and classless. It's those facts that make the response immature.

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101: there's a book I would like you to read, it will be very enlightening for you. It's called "Everybody Poops". You can find it at your local book store in the child's section.

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If you are a regular here, you ought to know better. I thought it was standard for FMLers everywhere to take their phones with them into the bathroom.

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