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By Meg / Friday 15 July 2011 22:24 / United States
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By  mejiiaa  |  0

LOL

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honestly guys which one of us WOULDN'T have done something like that or similar in that situation?

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  OWNZ  |  0

Today, while making my way to the kitchen, i decided to take the elevator rather than crawl through the cracks of the building. Once i got in there, some crazy human chick started screaming and psychotically pressing a button. I frantically held onto her shoe, scared by her constant shreiking. Now im dead... FML

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  whitesox365  |  0

30, 1/100000000 of the human body is roughly the size of an individual atom. An individual atom will not kill you my friend. So congrats, you no longer have to fear things 1/100000000 your size!

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  Iamnotmyself  |  17

-60 Ever heard of a particle accelerator? I heard somewhere (tell me if I'm wrong) that it has a lot of radiation, enough t o kill you. But would that count ? Ahh the mysteries of life I could google but too lazy to do...

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  whitesox365  |  0

particle accelorators arent usually found in your everyday elevator, but i see what youre saying. i walked into one at the grocery store once but he was friendly and didnt harm me

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  flockz  |  19

ya thats why i take baskets full of kittens for the owls to feast on. (hides and waits for trolls to attack comment about death of kittens)

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  OkayImSorry  |  0

I basically dumped a cup of spiders on myself and said fuck it. If I want to do what I wanna do in life I can't be scared of something that fucking small. People shouldn't be afraid, it feels so much better not to be.

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  UnicornHunter  |  12

Squishing it would've been worst- it would've cracked and it's guts would've got all over their work shoes. I slapped a bug away from by hand, and it was rather big. It got all over me.

By  all4pooh  |  4

And you're a 'real' isiot

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  all4pooh  |  4

*idiot

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  edogy  |  0

#2 I realized something here. you get auto correct when you really don't want it but it only doesn't work when you're trying to make a point.

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  Lauren10102  |  3

Wow, I have been sitting here for like five minutes trying to figure out what "S-H-Y-T" could possibly stand for until I realized it was just an idiotic way of stating an unnecessary comment. Now THAT'S some serious shit.

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  ariannaimelda  |  7

I have never seen shit spelled shyt. whyl would you replace the "i" with a "y"? if you're going to curse spell it right! it's like spelling fuck like phuck it looks stupid

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  whitesox365  |  0

36 I think that was a typo. Now on my keyboard the 'y' key is pretty close to the 'i' key. Unless you were just trying to be a cynical asshole, please take a damn chill pill.

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

do you also consider the entire comment a mistake? because i dont even see how 'thats some serious shit' applies in this situation. its about as serious as a parking fine. so, not very.

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