Love: Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed...

By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By Noguestlist - 02/03/2011 08:16

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By Stinky and Single - 06/08/2015 23:14 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a secluded corner of a coffee shop and felt extremely gassy. Thinking I'd be safe, I let out a pretty nasty smelling fart. Next thing I know, a cute guy is approaching me and asked my name, but all it took was for him to inhale once and he bolted. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 01:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML

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You deserved it 854

By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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Dinnertime

By u.p.i.c. - 02/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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JoshTheMaggot 8

Friday 11 February 2011 1:08

Don't you like onions?

SandraGee 7

Friday 11 February 2011 1:36

I guess she made a "pass" at you.

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chippa 24

Friday 11 February 2011 1:23

She sounds awesome. Go for 'er, OP.

WiseGuy79 14

Friday 11 February 2011 1:25

Love the gas? lol

brian666 4

Friday 11 February 2011 1:34

WTF LOL

Neylin 7

Friday 11 February 2011 1:35

She sounds awesome (:

Troll1 0

Friday 11 February 2011 3:25

I see what you did there xD

ArentICute 0

Monday 18 July 2011 5:13

I don't.

SandraGee 7

Friday 11 February 2011 1:36

I guess she made a "pass" at you.

jmmille 0

Friday 11 February 2011 3:05

hahaha!

arealgamer 0

Friday 11 February 2011 5:20

ha good one

SandraGee 7

Friday 11 February 2011 5:30

arealgamer 0

Friday 11 February 2011 6:14

ha like what u did there

SandraGee 7

Friday 11 February 2011 6:36

thanks :)

arealgamer 0

Friday 11 February 2011 20:09

ha ur very welcome:))

Troll1 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 2:58

NOT

guppy40000 0

Friday 11 February 2011 1:43

maybe she thought you did it, and her looking at you just made you think she was checking you out. Some guys are really self obsessed.

GarryG 0

Friday 11 February 2011 1:44

that's a lie, girls don't fart... ever :|

whitewoods 3

Friday 11 February 2011 1:49

I think the real FML here is that a fart is more interesting that you are.

washingtongirl 8

Friday 11 February 2011 2:11

LOL

amsftw 0

Friday 11 February 2011 2:16

hahaha! so true.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 11 February 2011 1:52

The essence of it? Is she about to bottle it and sell it to Chanel as a new line perfume?

InBetweenDreams 0

Friday 11 February 2011 2:26

You never know. Apparently, Lady Gaga is making a perfume that smells like semen and blood. :/

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 11 February 2011 2:29

It'll probably be called "Walk of Shame".

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 11 February 2011 2:35

Hey! Who doesn't want to smell like period sex?

bswole 1

Friday 11 February 2011 6:14

44- great point

yazmi_09 3

Friday 11 February 2011 6:53

I laughed at this for like 5 min, then did something else, came back to it and laughed again, I love your comments!

MrBond007_fml 6

Friday 11 February 2011 10:04

ha, good catch, that was funny... ps this is as close as I can get to humping your leg right now ;)

MaryFairy 3

Friday 11 February 2011 1:59

Let's hope OP was chewing gum

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