Transportation: Today, I was on my way to work and my car broke down a mile down,... - FML

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By anonymous - 05/08/2016 20:09 - United States - Absecon

Today, I was on my way to work and my car broke down a mile down, So I walked back home to get my other car just to remember that my wife is using it because she's at work. So I hop on my bike knowing that my work is 15 miles away. I finally get 2 miles away and I run over glass popping my tires.FML

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kingofthelawyers 4

Saturday 6 August 2016 20:44

Call it a day and go home

CrazyFastRapper 7

Sunday 7 August 2016 14:36

*goes home to find out your house is on fire*

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kingofthelawyers 4

Saturday 6 August 2016 20:44

Call it a day and go home

CrazyFastRapper 7

Sunday 7 August 2016 14:36

*goes home to find out your house is on fire*

r83839 22

Sunday 7 August 2016 22:20

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