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By kkzz11 - 09/03/2016 01:45 - United States - Church Point

Today, I was on my way to my boyfriends house with my little dog and because I didn't let her sit in my lap due to it being so windy and I didn't want to be swerving she decided to get into my back seat and take a shit. My boyfriend lives an hour away and she did it half way through the trip FML

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