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By me / Saturday 18 June 2011 23:54 / United States
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  lulututu  |  4

It can be a female dog? :0

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  eog314  |  0

^ that's not the point of the fml. he was offered an earlier flight, so of course he excepted. however, they lost his baggage for over two hours and the people on his original flight headed home earlier. this means that BECAUSE of the earlier flight he was offered, he was home even later than he planned on being, even after his original flight. and have you ever had to wait in an airport for a couple of hours because of some inconvience? it's a bitch!!

By  lulututu  |  4

You don't know if they are going home or not. Ydi for not being patient.

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  lulututu  |  4

Good. I guess you aren't a complete idiot then.

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  lulututu  |  4

Dang I can't say they deserve it without one of you losers getting all over it. Y'all should get a life and find something better to do then say I'm not funny when I obviously was not trying to be funny. Get over it and move on. Get a life while your at it:)

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  Monikabug  |  9

31; No need to be so defensive. Don't make a comment if you aren't prepared to have it potentially criticized. "duhh". Take your own advice and just "get over it and move on".

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  iAmScrubs  |  19

I'd just like to express a few concerns. I don't think there is any way OP could have deserved this. It has nothing to do with being patient. If I were offered a spot on an earlier flight, I'd take it in a heartbeat. I don't know what parallel dimensions have anything to do with this FML either. Also, I don't find that putting a ";)" after an insulting comment makes the comment seem nicer. If it does anything, it makes a person's comment seem more rude. It would be a smart decision to just bow out of this argument with grace Lulututu. MonikaBug seems like a very powerful person on FML and it would be hard to win an argument with her.

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  Monikabug  |  9

Hey, 39? From now on every time you ":)", you love me double, triple for every smartass ":(" and quadruple everytime you say you weren't trying to be funny. I will start you out with 2 Monikabug-love points. I can't lose! Best game EVAR!

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  lulututu  |  4

35 I don't use winky faces and I definitely do it to be more rude:) and its fine if she wins. I hope she feels better about herself. All I know is I don't need to pick fights to feel good about myself but I will defend myself. Especially since I definitely was not trying to be funny in the first place the way people seem to think I was. But whatever:)

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  flockz  |  19

*sigh you tell me to get a life yet you can't even close your mouth. btw lulututu you are the first person to tell me im smart when i tell you your not funny. NOTHING YOU SAY MAKES SENSE.

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  lulututu  |  4

I said you're smart for not thinking I'm funny because I wasn't trying to be. But of coarse you need to feel like a smartass so you will not shut Your mouth.

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  rocketeer_97  |  1

41- Just shut up already. You alreay made yourself look like an ass. And obviously you always dont win an arguement. You might want to change your bio there. Also, you should take an attitude check. Hope you get far in life (:

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it's even more sad that you say you're not trying to be funny. at least before it could be passed off as bad humor, I mean who honestly says that kind of BS? there is seriously something wrong with you

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  dudeitsdanny  |  9

Guys, guys.. She's an 18 year old egocentric kid. She's just a child mentally, perhaps she's been dropped on her head too many times. Personally, I'd have swung a bat at her head, but dropping has negative effects, too. Let's just move along, and let her think she's not a snot-nosed bratty idiot. Trust me, I have one of these for a sister. I really think it's one of those strange creatures that disappears when ignored. Teenagers like this can't stand to be ignored. Try it. She may just die from lack of attention. Seriously, though, is it just me, or ar 18 year olds unbearable lately? Sigh. I blame Justin Bieber.

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  lulututu  |  4

Ohh you think you hurt my feelings.Guys and gals I hate to break it to you but y'all aren't going to hurt my feelings. I have a backbone. Sorry if you dont:)

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  lulututu  |  4

Excuse me 51 but I am being picked on and sticking up for myself. They said I wasn't funny and I said that's fine yet I'm being egocentric. Woah I'm sorry to agree with these idiots.

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  rocketeer_97  |  1

51- I blame Justin Bieber too. He gets gayer everyday. I mean he comes out with nail polish & now his own perfume ? Geez. And 18 year olds are definitely hard to handle. My brother is a prime example !

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  iAmScrubs  |  19

My brain is going into BS overload right now. The comment that MonikaBug made about you being funny in another dimension did not need any further conversation. Who cares if you are trying to be funny or not? People don't pick on other people because they aren't funny. People pick on other people because they are E.G. self centered, obnoxious, always thinking they are right.

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  Monikabug  |  9

Whatevz, yo. I'm just here basking in the warmth of her undying love for me. It just keeps growing. Soon we will all be encompassed by it. 10 internets to whosoever tallies up the amount of her love for me at the end of all this.

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  dudeitsdanny  |  9

No, you're not. You've reached the point of senselessly arguing for the sake of living up to your bio. The way you act, and the way you present yourself, on this site is what makes you a typical egocentric child with delusions of maturity. Make stupid comments, be ready to get bashed. Argue like an idiot when you're not right, prepare to either lose the argunent or look like a bigger idiot. Your behavior is not cute, it's not nice, and it's that of another teenaged drone who thinks the world owes them something. We don't. Get over yourself, and bow out like a woman, or get treated like a child.

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You are dragging this out way too long. Just let it go already. Your comebacks suck and you just keep repeating yourself. You are convincing no one but yourself that you were not trying to be funny.

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  SuperCassie  |  0

oh c'mon guys, you have to agree. lulututu is now so funny because of her nonsense parallel universe comment. dont worry lulututu, you are definitely making me laugh with all your angry replies. keep up the stupidity. lmfao

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  womanjesus  |  0

HAHAHAHAHAHA Lulututu: A) Youre telling people to get a life as your constantly checking the comments on this to see if people bashed you more? B) Clearly you were trying to be funny or at least get thumbs up, and were defending yourself in the best way that you could, which evidently was making you look like more of a dumbass. C) Why do you think it makes us people feel any better by commenting on your mistakes? You took everything so seriously and tried to act cavalier by putting a smiley face when what started out as a simple joke (I.e. 'you're not funny') became a desperate need for you to stop commenting. SO STOP COMMENTING, DELETE YOUR FML ACCOUNT, AND GO OUTSIDE k thanks.

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  Iamnotmyself  |  17

Dear lulu the idiot, Shut up, your more annoying than me when I put 30 seconds into a joke, which almost always turn out terrible combined with the fact that Chris Brown came out of the closet after he sang with Justin Bieber. Lol your name sucks, I should make an account just to troll you wherever you comment, and I'm not one of those I loose interest over time tro.... Hey look a kitty kat!

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  thebestof1984  |  0

Once again I need to repeat myself on another airline story. Fuck off, I work for the airport. We are human like you. We do not lose luggage, they get found later. He was offered an earlier flight which means HE'S LUGGAGE IS ON THE LATER FLIGHT. Many things go wrong. If someone checks in late you better believe we are not holding up a flight for the luggage to make it on a plane. It also passes thru TSA which takes longer.

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  wordnerd42  |  0

Optimistic redemption time: Maybe you would have been stuck next to someone who uses up three sick bags by the time the airplane takes off. Think of the fate you avoided. In case that's the person you did end up next to on the new flight, FYL. In case you are that person.... yeeeuch.

By  iAmScrubs  |  19

Nowadays, it's impossible to walk through an airport without being tackled and body slammed by a group of airport security claiming they thought your toothbrush was a bomb.

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  Monikabug  |  9

Yes, because this will not only get your luggage found faster, but you will also get a bunch of hugs from TSA! :) ... rough hugs. Also, you may not be able to fly ever again.

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