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By Staycee18 - 21/06/2016 15:35 - Australia

Today, I was on a bus coming from the Melbourne airport. I went camping the previous week. On the last day of camping I had twisted my ankle. We reached my stop. Seeing as I was crippled I let everyone else off first. Finally I was able to get off but instead of walking off, I fell off. FML.

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