Money: Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was...

By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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By scfead - 14/08/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula

Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML

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By Shopgirl - 06/08/2009 13:14 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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Nice try

By gabby - 13/12/2009 17:30 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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quioxote 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:05

A guy was feeling up your butt and your response was to stomp on his foot...but only after the bus stopped? YDI

curryndricegirll 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:12

Why would you let him "feel your butt" long enough for him to steal your wallet?

Comments

uhhuh_her 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:13

lol, someone's really vain and full of themself, aren't they? Why did you continue to let him feel you up. You should've said something. Sucks for you.

Musemusic88 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:18

YDI for letting old creepy men rub your butt. shame on you.

i_am_tiff_21 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:28

You're a guy right? Are you gay? My immediate response would be to turn around and tell the ****** off. Luckily I'm a girl and keep my money in my purse. I have my purse with me at all times.

MeLuvBewbs 7

Thursday 22 December 2011 8:15

Op is a girl smartass

Agrajagged 3

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:29

You gon get raped someday, missy.

fatfaceunited 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:31

you should quit being a ***** and letting random ***** feel your ass.

ughh_lydia 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:32

seriously why would you let someone feel on you for that long. I'm with number 13 but yeahh i keep my money in my jacket pocket or my purse. if not my jeans but i dont let random people feel on my ass

MaiLouIsLegend 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:32

Whoaaa that's ironic. Well you shoulda looked back at him, to see who and what he was tryna do- that's pretty much assault. But did he get away with it? If he did, FyL Better luck next time with ass grabbers ha

fatfaceunited 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:35

#6 and #10. you are ******* idiots. Most men keep their wallets in there back pockets because there is no other place to put it. Most shirts don't have chest pockets, and I'm not going to start wearing a suit every ******* day just to keep my wallet close to my chest. Those pockets are actually easier to steal from because they aren't as close to you skin so you can't feel it as much when somebody grabs the wallet.

heathcoate 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:43

I can't believe you let a man grab your ass without turning around. Step on his foot? What's wrong with you? Turn around and confront him.

reetah 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:48

FYL for having your wallet stolen, but next time this happens, immediately after you see him touch your butt *TELL* him to stop. don't be a little child and "stomp on his foot".