Money and Geek: Today, I was officially uninvited to a party happening this weekend....

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By unlucky gal - 13/10/2017 13:00

Today, I was officially uninvited to a party happening this weekend. I just bought a new outfit for it. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Friday 13 October 2017 13:36

Did you let them know that you did indeed buy an outfit for the party and therefore will not be attending naked? Perhaps they just haven't caught up with recent events.

Meaghan Munro 11

Monday 9 October 2017 17:12

That happened to me too. Except I was uninvited because I got drunk and had a fight with someone over the group chat for the party.

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boopingsnoot 24

Saturday 14 October 2017 2:43

Hope you kept the receipt, get your money back on those defective friends and enjoy your snazzy new outfit.

Christina Jean'e Lara 14

Wednesday 3 January 2018 8:04

did you do something to cause you to get uninvited?

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