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By fulltimestudentandworker - 02/04/2016 04:00 - United States - Reynoldsburg

Today, I was near the end of my shift at work and exhausted. So, when my coworker offered me coffee at almost 10pm I happily accepted due to lack of sleep from college and work. Now I'm laying in bed finally trying to sleep and the caffeine has me wide awake. FML.

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