Holidays: Today I was meant to be in Vanuatu enjoying my 3 week holidays.... - FML

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By NoVanuatuForMe - 09/08/2016 01:06

Today I was meant to be in Vanuatu enjoying my 3 week holidays. It took me 3 hours to realize I was at the domestic airport not the international. FML

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JBChristian 47

Monday 15 August 2016 22:32

With all the airports I've been to, it's hard for me to comprehend how one could possible be at an airport for more than 30 minutes and not realize they are in the wrong place. YDI.

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JBChristian 47

Monday 15 August 2016 22:32

With all the airports I've been to, it's hard for me to comprehend how one could possible be at an airport for more than 30 minutes and not realize they are in the wrong place. YDI.

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