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By Caleb Swisher - 09/06/2016 02:14 - United States - Salem

Today, I was making small talk with a player on my baseball team, and I was pointing out a coach I had seen last year yelling and harassing his players. I was telling my teammate how mean and crazy the coach was. He turned and gave me a dirty look, and said "That's my grandpa." FML

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SoloAutotunE 17

Thursday 9 June 2016 21:56

"Well, your grandpa is really mean and crazy."

lol_damn_bro 14

Thursday 9 June 2016 22:04

That's not on you OP how could you have known

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SoloAutotunE 17

Thursday 9 June 2016 21:56

"Well, your grandpa is really mean and crazy."

lol_damn_bro 14

Thursday 9 June 2016 22:04

That's not on you OP how could you have known

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