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By Anonymous / Monday 9 July 2012 10:37 / Sweden
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If OP only would've pulled out "The Lawn Mower", or "The Shopping Cart," they would be making babies right now. But no, you had to try to scoot backwards.

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Why, #1? Where would we be if everyone just sat around hoping people would be interested? Not that many people get lucky like that so rest of the people in the world are left to do there best to find a relationship. Which usually, at some point, entails trying to impress someone. Even if it does create a lot of FMLs it's just a normal, human thing to do. Don't dislike for trying, dislike for how they try.

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Like 1 said, she might have thought it was cute, and if you got her to laugh, you definitely came up with an interesting way to start conversation.

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78 - You know, you're completely right. I never thought of it that way and it's most definitely true, so thank you. =)

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91 - the first appearance of the lyric in the original recording is "you've been hit by, you've been hit by". He changes to "struck by" in the next one. Come on, people. Know your MJ.

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Now if he had pulled out the thriller moves it would have been equally hilarious and may have worked... Actually no it wouldn't have..

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Yeah probably didn't help that you had a horde of unusually well dressed dancing zombies behind you,OP.

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*Shrugs* I would have found it to be cute. Then again, I've always liked geeky guys, so maybe that's why. Do your thang, OP. ;)

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Considering during his concerts he sent women AND men away on stretchers, I would think he could pull it off. Well, maybe not for my generation, who listens the media more than common sense, and probably legitimately thinks he was a child molester.

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28- He did pay of afew families to not make him look guilty but that doesn't change the fact he was an amazing singer and dancer. Also he had problems... That's why he came off creepy in his later years. He was abused bad by his father and the media doesn't help him feel better... Damn media just tormented him.

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I didn't say he was a pedophile. I'm not inclined to believe the media that easily, and since it's the only source of information I have on the subject, then I've no right to say he is a pedophile, hence why I said pedophile or not. But you're right, either way, and all mental issues aside, he was still an amazing artist.

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44- I didn't mean to say you thought he was. You seem smart enough to not believe the media haha. But yes he was amazing, it's sad he died the way he did and so young.

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I got a beautiful mental image of some guy listening to music, leaning against a light post. Then this girl comes along, so the guy throws his hands up and then moonwalks toward her, mumbling the lyrics. Then he realizes he had earphones in, and just goes "Oh.."

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I bet op was a Thriller to her. Hopefully, when they're older, they'll Remember the Time when Things weren't Bad. Scream it from the roof tops, op! You love that Liberian Girl! Don't Blame it on the Boogie-- it's Human Nature for her to Rock your World. You Are Not Alone, cause if you were, you'd have to Beat It to a picture of Billie Jean. Be lucky she's such a PYT.

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Yeah, 'cause he met the cute girl in his house. Obviously he WAS out and about. He have been dancing like a fool, but he was still out, you dick.

You know, it takes more than dance moves to impress a girl; especially when you're trying to get with said girl by dancing randomly to music she can't hear. It just makes you look dumb.

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