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By Anonymous - 05/05/2016 15:21 - United States - Pomona

Today, I was late for class and bumped into someone. I said "I'm sorry. My fault" and picked up her papers. I guess her friend felt I didn't do enough, because she kicked me in the head with boots on. FML.

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