Today, I was laid of from my job. My long-distance boyfriend... - FML

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By sad_and_alone - 28/11/2017 18:18

Today, I was laid of from my job. My long-distance boyfriend of 4 years and I had discussed moving in together and I cancelled the lease on my flat. Now he's telling me it would be better if I didn't move in and we broke up. No boyfriend, no flat, no money, no job. FML

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