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By Dyingbruh - 20/04/2016 04:37 - United States - Portland

Today, I was kicked out of a standardized testing session because the girl next to me fell asleep and was snoring up a cacophony, and the supervisor thought I was talking. I was not able to finish the test, and regardless, my scores are all zeroes. Also, this goes on my permanent record. FML

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