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By rodfiddler32 - 10/03/2016 22:03 - United States - Salem
Today, I was jerking off in the bathroom, when a friend I've known for nine years walked in. We made eye contact and both froze. Just as I hoped he wouldn't look at my penis, he did. And smiled. FML