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Actually in small towns stuff like this happens a lot because there is nothing to do. I'm from upstate ny, so I know rural. It's either petty vandalism or have sex so it's not too bad.

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Haha. Well I think it's a great welcome! OP's cousin will know there is some fun going around!

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We wanted our own country so we could throw eggs but claim it to be a sacred religious action so we can do it legally.

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Is that the best you Brits can do? Once I was walking with my friend past a bank in NYC. There was quite a scene with people running about and cops all over. We thought they were filming a movie cause there were crowds of people just watching. Turns out the bank was actually being robbed. Only in America is mayhem a spectator sport.

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Take a joke! You Brits have no sense of humor. We wanted our own country to escape the power hungry king, not because of flying eggs. Why be so defensive?

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Strange, I've never Eaten an english muffin, although I suppose any muffin made over here is an english muffin.... But what Amerika doesnt Know is that BBC contains mind Control Signals AMD our muffins, poison. .... Damnit i shouldnt have Said that.

That is eggsactly what she was afraid of happening, I hope you eggsplain to her that that is not normal and she has nothing to get eggcited about. gay, I know...

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Stop commenting about your "pro-america" pride. It's very unpopular, and make's you look like a closet-minded moron, And make's us americans look like total backward's slacked-jawed natiolalist yokels. SMDFH.

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That movie is freaking hilarious....*here to save the mother effin day yeah...america f* yeah!* LOL

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