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By creeped out - 21/03/2016 23:13 - United States - Jesup

Today, I was informed by a friend that my psycho ex has been sitting outside my house staring in my windows with a rifle scope. I am home alone with my two year old since my husband is away on the road! I'm freaking the hell out now. Fml

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