Transportation and Geek: Today, I was incredibly bored during a long bus journey, so I...

By Kotlopou - 10/04/2018 19:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was incredibly bored during a long bus journey, so I played chess against my e-book reader. On the lowest difficulty. I lost 27 times in a row. FML

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Tuesday 10 April 2018 21:15

After that many losses are you feeling a pain in your chess?

ChromoTec 24

Thursday 22 March 2018 13:20

I feel you. I suck at chess too

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raven_of_azarath 34

Wednesday 11 April 2018 9:33

Hey, chess is hard. At least you didn’t lose at checkers.

Madrias 36

Wednesday 11 April 2018 21:42

Chess is a game of strategy. In this case, the strategy was to murder your boredom by keeping you playing.

JammieDodgerlol 7

Tuesday 17 April 2018 21:31

I can play chess. winning it is another matter.

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