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By a human - 03/06/2016 21:14 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, i was in the bathroom using my phone, like eveyone else, and i realize i havent moved or made noise, which made a mouse think that no one was in the bathroom. So im sitting on the toilet and theres a mouse just staring at me. FML

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krad204 21

Saturday 4 June 2016 17:18

He's the janitor.

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krad204 21

Saturday 4 June 2016 17:18

He's the janitor.

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