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By dwaitley24 - 13/05/2016 21:59 - United States - Hinsdale

Today, I was in school and I felt really sick and I asked my teacher to go to the nurse. Right as she calls for the nurse I can't hold myself up anymore and collapse. The rest of the class evacuated the room while my crush was laughing at me. FML

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AnnaMuffin 19

Saturday 14 May 2016 16:55

Sounds like what happened to me. Asked the teach to go home, she told me to go back to my seat. On my way there I fainted. The whole class freaked out but my boyfriend just remained sat down.

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AnnaMuffin 19

Saturday 14 May 2016 16:55

Sounds like what happened to me. Asked the teach to go home, she told me to go back to my seat. On my way there I fainted. The whole class freaked out but my boyfriend just remained sat down.

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