Money: Today, I was in NYC for my last day of vacation. After a perfect... - FML

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By eanelyeliab - 14/03/2016 04:50 - United States - Saddle Brook

Today, I was in NYC for my last day of vacation. After a perfect nine days in the city, I doubted anything could go wrong... Until my wallet miraculously disappeared from my backpack. I'm now stranded with no money and no ID to get on the plane back home tomorrow. FML.

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