Love: Today, I was in bed masturbating. I set my phone next to me so... - FML

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By carriegirl098 - 06/02/2016 09:48 - United States - Tualatin

Today, I was in bed masturbating. I set my phone next to me so it wouldn't be in the way while I climaxed. After I was done (with much explicit noise included) I checked my phone to find it had dialed my friend, and he had answered. The call had lasted the entire session. He heard everything. FML

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