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By Anonymous - 15/02/2016 01:40 - United States - Bronx
Today, I was in a sporting goods store testing out the workout equipment. An employee came up to me and said "You can't just come in here and start using the machines!" I replied with "I'm looking to lose weight" His response? "Great idea! Looks like you need it." FML